Murphy's Law of Comunio, Biwenger, and Fantasy

Ending up in the red

Two days before the start of the matchday, we are in the red due to the recent signing we made, a real superstar (which we have just condemned, as we will see later) and you need to sell a player to get out of the red. You are at -2 million and you have a player worth 2.3 million, you put him up for sale, tomorrow you accept and that's it, everything in order to have a great matchday. 

Your Comunio biological clock wakes you up at 7 in the morning, regardless if you have bids or not, you always wake up at that time unconsciously to check your phone and tragedy looms. The player you had put up for sale to get out of the red has dropped by 200 thousand, and now is worth 2.1, but that's not all, Computer has placed a low bid of 1.95 million, and you hadn't put any other player up for sale. 

You quickly list a player for sale at market price to see if someone does you a favor and bids, but no one writes or calls you that day, not even the Vodafone girl at 4 in the afternoon, you won't score points that matchday.

Performance of substitute players

Matchday begins, you have everything ready to set your lineup, all positive, squad in good condition and with a good points streak, a crazy matchday is coming, but you have a problem, you are undecided between two players and don't know who to field, you visit several fantasy websites, asking who to play in your lineup, each site tells you something different, they confuse you even more.

You ask your nerd friend, the one who knows so much about soccer, he recommends one of the two players, the one who has just performed exceptionally with his national team, who is on fire, he convinces you and you confidently field him. 

The matchday begins and your bench players always score goals, no matter who you put in, the one you didn't field will score brilliantly and the one you put in as a starter will barely get a 2.

Next matchday, you decide to follow your instincts and ignore everyone. The same thing will happen.

Adjusting player scores SofaScore

As we all know by now, the ratings given by SofaScore after the matches are not final and there are always score adjustments hours later. Why the hell do they always adjust my players' scores downwards and my rivals' scores upwards?

Another annoying thing is when your player's score remains at 6.9, for example, a tenth away from moving up a points tier, you feel like throwing the new phone you just got against the wall, you think about it and put it back in your pocket. Five minutes later, you take it out again to see if SofaScore adjusted the score, nothing, it has even gone down!! 

Upsetting your partner

You are in a tough negotiation with a community mate, he offers you a very interesting player but of course, you have to negotiate, you are not willing to give him so much money. He tells you that there is another interested player, that you must decide quickly or he will sell it to him. Well, at this point your mother, partner, or whoever always intervenes to scold you and make you put your phone away once and for all, it's a delicate situation, you either put away the phone or you will have problems..., you don't know what to do, the situation is more stressful than pooping without a lock* ... it happens a lot and is one of the main reasons for divorces among people who play Comunio, of course, you don't put away the phone and you close the deal.

Bidding the same amount

This case is a bit more unlikely, but surely it has happened to you, two managers bid on the same player, at market price, because things are pretty tough, well it always goes to your friend and you never get them, never fails.

The president of the Spanish Association of Constipated Individuals once said...

Sometimes things don't go as one wishes...

but we must keep playing this game because it gives us life, especially in these times we are living in.