Fantasy Consultation of Matchday 22

Do you have doubts about who to sign? Has your star striker scored fewer goals than a goalkeeper throughout the season? Is your midfielder more interested in the field daisies than the ball? Let's unravel these mysteries together. Remember, I am just your spiritual guide in this fantasy world; the final decision is yours, but I will try to guide you so you don't end up choosing another "great potential" who ends up sitting more than a spectator.

Let's start with the alignments. If you're thinking of playing with a 3-4-3 formation, make sure your defenders don't have the speed of a rheumatic turtle. And if your captain is that striker who has touched the ball fewer times than I have won the lottery, perhaps, just perhaps, it's time to rethink your strategies.

So go ahead, consult me, tell me your problems and doubts. And remember, at the end of the day, the cauldron's control is yours. With a bit of luck and some magic, who knows! Maybe you can turn your tragic squad into a fairy tale with a happy ending. May the fantasy spirits be favorable to you!