** The Fantasy Old-Timer. Matchday 14 **

No, I haven't had a stroke, nor have I turned into last season's Pedri, nor Bale nor Prosinecki. The dose of *nostalgic claim* this week brings Comuniate the action cinema of a lifetime, the one from VHS, the B-movies, that guilty pleasure we've all indulged in on a popcorn night of "I don't feel like thinking today". Low-budget films turned into *cult classics*, brought to us by controversial production companies like *Cannon Films*, developed in shabby sets that reproduced everything from *Vietnam* and the jungles of Borneo, to the *underworld of New York*, in which a fake tough hero saved the world without messing around. So, from here, we thank them for risking their lives and careers to save our skins in exchange for *a miserly handful of dollars*, and for that, we dedicate this edition of Pureta to them, let's get into it.

88

Gazzaniga
3.260.000€-40.000€9

J20

7

J19

6

J18

-1

J17

5

J16

PT

26

Beneath that appearance of a bodyguard for a *Miami drug lord* who's running away with the boss's girl, hides a great goalkeeper who, this time, could pull it off.

111

Rüdiger
7.600.000€+50.000€?

J20

8

J19

3

J18

2

J17

7

J16

DF

00

If there is a type of rebel leader who faces off against *Chuck Norris* in the jungle of Sierra Leone, that's our good friend Antonio. Last bastion of the depleted white defense, he will have to multiply himself and with it, his scores.

77

Samu Costa
3.180.000€-70.000€?

J20

-1

J19

-

J18

-

J17

2

J16

MD

20

We feel sorry for good old Samu, but he fits the bill both on and off the field, as both a *tough Brooklyn gangster* and a *bloodthirsty Central American guerrilla leader*. Keep an eye on him, behind that tough appearance there may be a goldmine of points.

71

Muriqi
7.490.000€-50.000€?

J20

9

J19

-

J18

-3

J17

2

J16

DL

23

Yes, two from Mallorca, but if there's anyone in this league who looks like an unscrupulous thug that *Charles Bronson deals with*, it's him, although those who know him say the opposite... we'll have to believe them. In purely football terms, a safe bet.

And we end today with a great tune, nominated for the Oscars. Yes, friends, *Rocky* also won fights off-screen. Respect and *go get them tigers!*